Hypnotisant Femme "A woman's heart is an ocean full of secrets"


i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me


Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

Stop blaming yourself for other peoples shitty doings to you.
They fucked up. Not you.
– (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)



My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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