Hypnotisant Femme "A woman's heart is an ocean full of secrets"

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

unitedxfan:

*me watching a football match*

watched whole 70 mins - nothing happened

went to pee - 3 goals, 4 yellow cards, 1 penalty, 1 red card

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i'm hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep

city-critters:

My latest dotwork design!

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